Crescent comb
Eight rounded teeth curved to match a brow arch, so the hairs follow the curve instead of fighting it.
Model EB-1 “Arch Nemesis” · eyebrow curling device
Curl your brows
into a threat.
Evil Brow is a warm, comb-tipped curler that lifts the tail of each brow and locks it into a sharp villain arch. One pass for “I have questions.” Three passes for “I have a plan.”
Concept product. Nothing is for sale yet.
Live demo
Try the look before you commit to a personality.
Pick a preset or push the sliders. The face is an illustration; your own brows stay out of this.
0/100 evil index · Approachable
How it works
Three steps from friendly to foreboding.
- 01
Comb
Run the crescent comb from the inner corner outward. The teeth separate hairs and line them up along the arch.
- 02
Curl
Squeeze to warm the comb. Roll it up through the peak, then flick down at the tail to set the hook.
- 03
Glare
Hold still for ten seconds while it cools. Then look at someone over your glasses. That’s the whole point.
Features & specs
Built small. Behaves badly.
Three menace settings
Skeptic, Villain and Full Evil Eye. Each one adds warmth and a steeper default curl.
Auto cool-down
The tip powers off after 30 seconds, because nobody plotting world domination wants a singed brow.
Pocket size
About the size of a fat pen. Fits in a clutch, a lab coat, or a hollowed-out book.
- Model
- EB-1 “Arch Nemesis”
- Tip temperature
- Warm, not hot (target under 50 °C)
- Settings
- Skeptic / Villain / Full Evil Eye
- Charging
- USB-C
- Finish
- Oxblood body, brushed-brass comb
- Status
- Concept. Specs are design targets and may change.
FAQ
Questions, asked suspiciously.
Can I buy one?
Not yet. Evil Brow is a concept. Join the waitlist and this browser will remember you asked.
Does it work on thin or short brows?
The idea is a fine-tooth comb that grips short hairs. Very sparse brows will get a softer arch, and that’s fine. Skeptic still reads clearly.
How long does the look last?
The plan is for a set to hold for a day with a dab of brow gel. Humidity is the true hero of this story.
Is it safe near my eyes?
The tip is designed to stay warm rather than hot and to switch off on its own. Keep it on the brow, never on the lid, and skip it on irritated skin.
Can I do just one brow?
Absolutely. A single raised, curled brow is the Skeptic preset, and it’s the most useful one in meetings.
What do you do with my email?
Nothing. The waitlist form only saves to this browser’s local storage. No server sees it.
Waitlist
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